Sabin Figaro, independent Tsofu warlord

Level 21 (male)
Age: 18d 2h 29m 12s
Bartle type: (ESAK)
Can be mailed at: Sabin@Caemlyn
Info: Proprietor of [ Sabin's Way Cool Ways Tours! ]

Tale of Sabin Figaro
Coke to launch new cola. Promises half the sugar, half the calories,
    half the taste and half the sales of regular Coke...

Man decides to sell brothel. Redemption? No, better money in strip clubs

"When the vice president and I are alone, it's just Colon and Dick"

Tom Brokaw to retire December 1. Tom Brokaw's hair to continue as anchor

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Sheryl Crow to perform live on United Airline's flight. Management says it was
    the only venue they could think of where people couldn't leave

Buying a TV today is complicated. It's not like 
    in the 1950s, when I was a boy and the glaciers 
    were receding and electricity had just been invented. 
    Back then there was only one kind of TV, which 
    was a refrigerator-sized mass of walnut with 
    two knobs and a tiny screen.

Forget asteroid impacts and world climate shifts - 
    new study suggests dinosaurs died from blue balls

Congress recently tried to pass a law against outsourcing, 
    only to discover that all federal legislation since 1997 
    has actually been produced in Taiwan.

Woman arrested after grabbing 1,500 balls at golf course

Ex-Dictator's Son, and former McDonald's manager elected president of 
    Panama. Free Big Macs for everyone

"Rising from the neon gloom, shining like a crazy moon, yeah! she
    turns me on like a fire, I get... HIIIIIIIIIIGHH!!"

Do you, you!  Feel like I do?

Sister Radio under fire for airing two solid minutes of
    faked orgasmic noises.

The Brain: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?
    Mr. Sackett: The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker 
    I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

"Having run out of women willing to sleep with him after 52
    marriages, 72-year-old Malaysian man goes back to his
    first wife."

"There is nothing more mysterious than a dump on the floor."


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